Friday, 9 September 2011

Chapter 1: The Real Jay Winters
In memory of Amanda and Terry Winters


Introducing Penelope Winters, a very fit elder with a strong head and a soft spot for her grandson.
This is her husband Jay Winters, a successful CEO and loving husband. Reserved and cunning, he and Penny met in high school and stayed together since!
This is their grandson Theodore Jay Winters. He hates his name and aspires to change it ASAP. Theo has suffered the loss of both his parents in a car accident when he was 10 years old. Ever since that incident, he refuses to get into a car. (please note that Theodore is gen 1)
Theo: Why? Why was the driver so cruel? Why did you get in? WHY?!
He mourns daily in a specially made memorial area. 
This was Amanda Winters, a warm and happy figure in Theo's mind.
This is Terry Winters, the only picture of Terry was marred by this GNOME!
To get his mind off things, Penny took him to the pool after much consoling and persuasion.
Penny: Sweetie, come on, its only a block away. 
Theo: A block could result in our DEATHS! 
Penny: Ill tell him to drive at 10kmph, nothing will happen.
Theo: okay, ill come
Meanwhile, Jay hid behind the plants and spoke in heavy whispers.
Jay: Hello, Tiffanny?
Tiffanny: Hello, is this Jay? 
Jay: Can you meet me in 5 minutes in Le Petit Shark Pool Centre?
Tiffanny: Yeah, ill be in the bathrooms.
*call ended*
I am going to make the most of Tiffanny's company, and Penny is CLUELESS!
Theo: who was that Gramps? why were you whispering and hiding behind the plant? 
Jay: It was a private call with a client sonny, something with our business needs to be sorted out. Its confidential, NOBODY should know!
Theo: oh alright!
Jeez, Gramps' business needs something sorted out? That's why he was more reserved this week!
Jay: Are you Tiffanny? I am Jay!
Tiffanny: Woah, you're Jay? Um.... you're kinda old!
Jay: I'm old huh? So you think it'll deteriorate my romantic motivation? Well you've got it so wrong!
*shoves against wall* 
Tiffanny:ARGH
In the heat of the moment they didn't realize that Theo had entered the bathrooms for a shower.
Theo: WHAT THE HELL GRAMPS?
Theo: Is this your CLIENT? SHE is the reason you were out most of this week!?
Jay: Theodore, you do not understand......
Theo: Oh, I understand, And so is Grandma when she hears about your rendevouz in the bathrooms!
Jay: YOU WILL TELL HER NO SUCH THING!!!!!!
Jay: Theodore, your Grandma would be on the brink of suicide! Our marriage meant the world and a half to her! Would you want to hurt her like that?
No I wouldn't, He has me stuck.
Jay: Now, where were we Tiffanny?
Theo was deep in thought back in his room, and stimulated his train of thought by:
CATALYZING CHEMICALS!!!! 
Theo: Krypton + Oxygen → The first reactant of Krypton Cupric Sulphate...... (train of geeky thoughts)
This train was interrupted by the shrill honks of the school bus.
And after school his attention diverted to Holly, the cheerleader, whose mom was an award winning actress. Theodore worshiped her feet and always held the far fetched thought that they will, one day, be together.
Holly: Hey dork, you're looking good today, almost, handsome. 
With that she smiled and left
OH LORD! She spoke to me!!! her smile enchanted me, and she said i looked GOOD!!!!
These words meant everything to his self esteem!
Back home....
Penny:Theodore, I can't help but to notice that you have been acting strangely since our outing to the pool.
Theo: Really Grandma? Have I?



Penny: Sweetie, is there anything you want to tell me???
Theo: No grandma, really!
Penny: Okay then, just know i am always here for you.
Wow, I feel really bad for grandma, please god, let her be alright!
Hmmm, If Penny is still oblivious to my affairs, mustn't I exploit it more?
So as Penelope left to the beach for her daily walk,
The call-girl arrived
Jay: Serena, meet me in the bedroom!
Jay: I am going to show you that my golden years are the most golden in the bedroom!
He didn't even bother to shoo away poor Theo, who was truly traumatized!
Theo: GRAMPS! WHAT THE HELL!!!! ANOTHER ONE!!!!???
This is going way too far, Grandma has to know about this! He can't win!
The kid is far too naive to tell Penny, Haha, I've won this round Theodore!

Will Theodore tell Penny? Will Jay win? How will Penny react? Find out next chapter!
Love Nayana <3 ^_^


1 comment:

  1. OMG... Theo's grandpa is a slut (for lack of a better term)! O_O this cannot turn out well.

    On to the next chapter!

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