Friday, 14 October 2011

Chapter 6: The Day

Chapter 6: The Day

Theodore: Okay, you've had your bundle of joy, Jay's dead by midnight!
Serena: Midnight? Why wait till then?
Theo: Woah, are you serious?
Serena: Heck yeah!
Serena: Go do what you need to do
Theo: In a few seconds, I will be a murderer
Theo: This knife in my hand means nothing but my freedom
Theo: Slow and steady..... Sweet dreams Gramps, Forever! 
One stab, it was over
Jay: *screams of pain* Noo, I will get you Theodo..... 
Serena ran into the room
Serena: Is it over?
Theo: I think so......
Grimelda, the crazed cannibal confirmed Jay's passing
Serena: I'm free!!! Finally,
Soon enough, Peeta Adams aged up into a toddler, inheriting red hair and freckles from his grandpa. 
Serena: Yes Peeta, come on! 
Theo: SERENA!
Serena: Yes Theodore?
Theo: Will you stay here?
Serena: I'm afraid I can't, I have Peeta and Tiffanny to look after, and the memories of this place aren't healthy for me.
Theo: Oh, can you at least stay till my birthday?
Serena: Of course!
The horn of the school bus interrupted their conversation and Theo departed. 
After school:
Theo: That's why an algorithm can always be broken because the Bergofeskey principle.....
Holly: 'Ey Prettyboy! 
Theo: Me??
Holly: No, King Tut, of course you doofus!
Holly: Well, ummm.... I like you a lot....
Theo: Yeah, me too....
Holly: There's just one eensy-weensy problem.
Theo: What's that?
Holly: I'm sorta, kinda dating Malcolm Landgraab.... *Bites lip*
Theo: What?
Holly: Uh-huh....
Theo felt a feeling he'd never felt before, ADRENALINE!
He leaned in forcefully and felt the fireworks explode! They soon fizzled out and died once Theo realised what this meant.
Theo: Nuh-uh! You cant do this to the guy. You KNOW he's disturbed, he's gonna get violent when he finds out.
Holly: Let him be!
Theo: So why are you dating a guy whom you hate?
Holly: I don't hate him.... I just... My parents and his are rich so they want to see us together
Theo: I didn't think you were your parents' puppet?
Holly: If it means so much to you, I'll call him and break up.
Theo: Too late, here he comes!
Malcolm: Hey Holly, Nerdface. I need pages 56-87 done by tomorrow. 
Holly: Don't talk to him like that?
Malcolm: He ain't your boyfriend, I am!
Holly: Well I'm not entirely happy with that arrangement!
Malcolm: What are you trying to tell me Holly???
Holly: Don't you get it? I'm tired of dating a ginormous hoodlum just to please the 'rents! I want out!
Malcolm: Ungrateful *&*#&!&#@
*BOOM* *CRASH* *PUNCH*
Theo: GET AWAY FROM HER!
Holly: *whimpers*
Malcolm: Fight Holly, don't chicken.....
Theo: Omigod you flippin' sicko!!! How could you hit an innocent girl???
Holly: Malcolm get away from me before I tell Mr. Langraab you sold his million-dollar sculptures for weed
Malcolm: Don't be a childish tattle-tale
Holly: Childish behaviour to a childish person, Theodore is twice the gentleman, friend and lover you'll ever be... Just go...
Theo: Before you go, I'm not finishing you homework Mal....
Theo: Are you hurt? 
Holly: Not really? 
Theo: Did you really mean all those things you said?
Holly: I'm superficial, not a liar!
Theo: So would it be appropriate to ask you out 'round 'bout now?
Holly: It would be perfect
The two hearts united in an uncanny moment of pure innocence and genuine affection
And as soon as he got home, Theo was engulfed in a cloud of sparkles
And jumped out as this fine looking creature sent from the heavens...
*MELTS IN CHAIR*
Serena: Bye Theo! Good Luck Honey!!!
The newly Adult-ified Theodore slept calmly, knowing his life was in his own capable hands....
Will Theodore ever get all the drama settled? Will their love still last? Does Serena have any interfering plans? Next Friday Folks!
Nayana <3

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