Chapter 15: Failed Distractions

Chapter 15: Failed Distractions

Holly: Something MUST be done to distract Michael from his "brothers" I think I know how
Michael: She's plotting something..... I can feel it 

Holly: Oh yeah..... Hmmmm, I see..... Neutered? Even better! Bring him over! Thank you!
Michael: Wow, she stoops even lower than I thought, It's a live something, I can feel it. Just a distraction..... Hmph, It'll distract HER more than me.......

And so, Jasper (the 'DISTRACTION') arrived into this twisted household.

Michael: Nwaaww! What a cutie kitten! 
Jasper: Meow........ 

Michael: RESIST! Do not fall into her EVIL scheme...... DON'T!

It was pretty easy to not be distracted by Jasper..... He just slept a lot.....

And ate a lot..... AND THAT'S ALL HE DID! Lazy cat.....
Jasper: Omnomnom.... meow!

Meanwhile, Michael was intensely contemplating his situation
Michael: My my, I wonder HOW me, Jake and Ian are related..... WHO DO I LOOK LIKE???

Michael: Mom, deffo Mom! Her eyes ad nose.... and hair...... but she has a sister.......whose photo is on the mantelpiece...... OH EM GEE! It's aunt Heather.... our mom! I think.... or its Mom who gave 2 kids to aunt Heather........choices, choices........ 

That night Michael made a special visit to the Gables household.
Michael: Hey Jake.... Just wondering, can you come to my birthday party in two days?
Jake: YOUR LYING! Our birthdays are then too....

Michael: I thought as much.... Can't you see? WE'RE TRIPLETS!

They stared at eachother as the realisation sunk in

Jake: So, your my brother???
Michael: Yeah I am!

Jake: Woah.... my stomach feels all fluttery after that

Michael: Hey Ian..... BTW, we're all brothers..... 

Ian: Well, that's pretty cool, ennit?

Michael: You bet!

He didn't realise that someone approached from behind...
Heather: Hello Michael, I'm your aunt Heather...
Michael: WHO? Oh, HER! OMG IT'S HER!

Michael: Not to be rude or anything, but weren't you fat? AND Mom said you were a rude, lying, stealing, inappropriate skank.
Heather: She said that, did she? Hmm, well well..... someone hasn't overlooked her past....
Michael: What past?

Heather: Never you mind... So I hear you're having a birthday party?
Michael: Yup.... Please can you come as well
Heather: Sure....
Michael: BUT HOW COME YOU'RE SO SKINNY, AND NICE? 
Heather: Well, I became disciplined, went to the gym, had a couple of facelifts, got a new job. And I ALWAYS was nice, your mom just disapproved of the pole-dancing days.... Mom and Dad always favoured her, so I left and there wasn't any better way to get some cash.

Michael: Is it weird to say that I love you to someone you just met
Heather: Nope, not at all
Michael: I love you!
Heather: I love you too....

And as Michael ran off, Heather thought to herself
Well well Hollypie, got ourself into a bit of a fix haven't we? And Mom's not here for you this time 'round..... And I'm not the only army against you.... Your son, MY SON'S on MY side...
Will Holly lose? Will Heather win the war? What'll Theo say? 
Will Michael leave to be with his real mom? Find out next Friday!
Nayana ♥