Chapter 5: Pangs of Hunger

Chapter 5: Pangs of Hunger

 Theodore: This is it, I'm going to die of starvation!

Theo: *sigh* wait..... *glance upwards*
Brain: NOOO YOU CAN'T EAT YOUR PLUMBOB!!!!

 Theo: But my guns are in shape! I can survive I just need to find a way!

 Theo: Let me just harvest this mysterious fruit tree!

 Defying his brains cries of caution, Theo bravely ate the fruit....

 Theo: Eugh, it was a lime, nonetheless..... WAIT! My throat is dying..... Fluid!

 So Theo grabbed the first liquidy substance he could find....

 And it was.... STINKJUICE! 

 Well, with all his hygiene depleted, he needed a bath!

 Theo:I'll just take a dip in this pond! Never mind the carnivorous fishies!

 Then he defied gravity and walked on water.....

 Theo: AAAAGGGHHH!!!!! SPIDERS!!!!! AAAGH ANT!!!!

 The woods were no place for Theodore, he needed to get back home!

 Theo: Only a block away, come on Theo! Come on!
                                     
 Welcomed by a family of sleeping gnomes he quietly treaded by....

 Serena: What do you think you're doing back here?
Theodore: Shouldn't I ask you that question? Why are YOU here?

 Serena: Don't get mouthy Theodore!
Theo: Watch me! Hold up, why are you so.... Fat?
Serena: 'Cos I'm pregnant!
Theodore: Oh my hell! I get that you love my Grandpa, but he's just gonna use you, just saying!

 Serena: Oh em GEE! no way! I DONT LOVE HIM!!!! 
Theodore: Huh??? 
Serena: He's just keeping me here until I have MY son that HE wants to keep 

 Theo: I'm sorry I didn't mean...
Serena: It's chilled, So what are you planning on doing,

 Theo: Killing him...
Serena: No! not until my baby is born!
Theo: Fine, after he's born, I kill him....

 Serena: whatever you say.... 'Kay, Imma make you some hotdogs and bring you out a sleeping bag, Jay CANNOT know you're here!
Theodore: Thank you, 

 Theo: You're a nice person Serena,

 Jay: Serena, Who were you talking to?
Serena: err.... My new pot plants, the plant specialists say you should talk to them
Jay: You crazy, demented lady!

 Serena: Here, I wrapped up the hotdogs and threw the slepping bag out the kitchen window so Jay wouldn't notice, Goodnight!

 Theo: Who knew hottdogs would bring us together??

 Theo slept on the floor, knowing that someone was on his side

                                  
 His sleep was interrupted by Serena's moans, THE BABY WAS COMING!   

 Serena: This is Peeta Theodore! 

Theodore: Hey baby, you know you mean my freedom right? 
Peeta: *gurgle* goo!


Will Peeta be subjected to not knowing his Daddy? Will Theodore actually murder Jay? Will Serena keep her word? 
Find out next Friday!
Nayana <3