Chapter 10~ Plumbobs and Pyramids

Chapter 10: Pyramids and Plumbobs?

The Sphinx glares down at Egypt's golden sands as the clock strikes 12

Holly: EGYPT!? I've always wanted to come here!!! How did you know???
Theodore: Intuition of a lover... hahaha... haha.... ha? OMG, I booked Italy but nooo!

Holly: Well we're gonna need dinner right??? Why don't you go fish for something and I'll get a fire going
Theo: Sure!

Theo: You just watch, I'll catch a SUPER EPIC FISH!
Holly: or a scrawny minnow... Sure sweetie!

Theo: Oh my plumbobs, what have I gotten myself into? I can't fish!!! Well what the hell, how hard can it be????

The sun set and Theo still waited for a bite.....
Theo: C'mon you stupid fishies!!!!

After an hour..... A FROG ATTACHED ITSELF ONTO THEO'S LINE!!!

Holly: Theo sweetie!!! Have you caught anything?
Theo: Oh Holy Crap! I just lost the frog....

They sat With meagre scraps of meat and APPLES to roast....

Holly: How very..... interesting?
Theo: Bleagh..... Ummm..... unique.. flavour?

They looked at eachother in unison.... MARSHMALLOWS!

Theo: Look, I'm so sorry that I messed up dinner..... is there anyway I can make it up to yu?
Holly: I'll get back to you on that....

Holly: Hey I was thinking.... Let's go tomb-raiding!

Theo: But there are mummies, and spiders, and dragons...
Holly: Dragons!?
Theo: They're scary and so is the dark! 

BUT after much persuasion, Theo tagged along the the Great Pyramids of Giza

Holly: There MUST be a secret entrance
Theo: OR NOT. Let's go back to the hotel Holly
Holly:There, It's open.... Happy?
Theo: Nope

The entrance was littered with the rotting carcasses of failed explorers

Holly: THEO, this way
Theo: Nup, Theodore Winters Shall NEVER be a rotting skeleton in a pyramid
Holly: Did I mention you have to open the door with SPIDERS on it????
Theo: Sp-sp-SPIDERS??? eep..... 

Holly: I thought as much.... I wonder if there's a secret switch in this hole?
Theo: Or a snake?
Holly: Oh SHUT UP Theodore!

Holly: Well It opened this treasure chest,with GOLD in it....
Theo: REALLY?
Holly: Yup.... And could you clear the rubble blocking the doorway.... I'm sure there's more GOLD back in that room

Miner Theodore at work....... He uncovered that rubble pile.....

ONLY TO FIND ANOTHER WAITING BEHIND IT

Miner Theo was back in business

Holly: Imma open it now....
Theo: Isn't that a Sarc-o-faggot?
Holly: Sarcophagus?
Theo: Yeah, mummies live in them right?
Holly: Oh, you're so afraid of everything..... EEEEEP!!!!

  Theo: WHAT? What is it?????
Will Theo and Holly get out alive? Was there anything in the Sarc-o-faggot? And is Holly really as brave as she looks? Find out next weekend!
NAYANA ♥ ♥ ♥