Chapter 9: Wedding bands and Wedding drama

Chapter 9: Wedding bands and wedding drama

[sorry for the late update]

 The moon unveiled its silver glory upon the Earth.... silence... sweet silence

 *beep beep, beep beep* 
Text: Meet me tomorrow at the salon for dress fittings. XX Holly
Theo: Oh My God..... another un-manly thing to do on a Saturday.....

 So the following morning, he put on his best fake happy-face and set off..... 

 Theo: HOLLY!!!!!
Holly: Honey, you're here
Theo: Of course, you think I'd leave you here alone?

 Holly: no, I just know you would give anything to go to the sports bar rather than come to the salon for my dress fitting
Theo: errrm
Holly: Shut up! the people are waiting! 

 Holly: This is dress number 1 out of 5 
Theo: It's not the most flattering for bottom-heavy peop....
Holly: ARE YOU IMPLYING SOMETHING THEO? 
Theo: Nope honey..... Let's keep an open mind 

 Holly: Dress two.... whaddya think?
Theo: Ummm..... It's blue.....
Holly: Obviously... men are so ignorant.....
Theo: I wanted a big WHITE wedding
Holly: But you're wearing black
Theo: no i'm not
Holly: You're not? Then what are you wearing?
Theo: you'll see! Next!

 Holly: This is dress number three and it's also the one Stefani Gi-WOW-ski picked
Theo: Holly, spare the dress from my vicious comments and change

 Holly: Dress 4
Theo: It's horribly plain......
Holly: there's no pleasing you is there? There's only one more dress left!

 Holly: Dress 5....
Theo: You look beautiful! Amazing. Fabulous. This is your dress!

 Theo: See you in St. Simmians Church tomorrow morning Holly.
Holly; NO WAY! YOU GOT THE ST. SIMMIANS CHURCH! IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CHURCH IN SUNSET VALLEY! OH EM GEE! I LOVE YOU SOO MUCH THEO, YOU'RE SO ORGANIZED!

Morning came with a bang as Theodore Jay Winters wedded Holly Maria Gables [as you can see it's royal wedding themed]

 Holly arrived hand in hand with Nick Gables as he walked her to an eagerly awaiting Theo.

 Theo: Holly, you're so beautiful......Like the moonlight.
Nick: You know Hollykins, you can always say no, right now. 
Holly: Quiet father..... He's the one, I can feel it
The very emotional priest greeted them with a flood of tears rather than a prayer

 Priest: Any objections?
Crowd: *cue cricket noises*

Theo: thank the Heavens!!!

 Holly: With this ring i make you my husband

 Theo: and with this ring I make you my wife

 Holly: It's such a beautiful night. Why don't we go outside for a while?
Theo: Sure

 The couple sat quietly on the grass gripping each other's hands tightly

 Theo: Hey, I have a surprise for you.... But you can't question me until we're there.... Just get into the cab and ride the wave

Theo: Yo Taxi! I need my pickup to the airport for the 22:30 flight to Rome.... WHAT?! The flight is cancelled? Bad weather, are you serious? But my money! Alright.... A replacement? Where? EGYPT?

Theo: Egypt it is..... *sigh*
What will become of their honeymoon? Will Holly be impressed? Can Theodore still pull off this potentially disastrous honeymoon experience? FIND OUT NEXT WEEKEND!